Stuck in Korea

Looks like I had a few people worried back there. Came back to find 30-odd emails from friends and family all trying to find out where I was. Apparently dear Jess sent out tons of emails asking if anyone had seen me. Some of the kindy mums were badgering the boss for updates on my whereabouts. Clare was allegedly making frantic phone calls to my folks trying to find out what was going on. My parents contacted the British Embassy in Bangkok and listed me as missing. Really ought to sort that last one out as I might be one of the "200 dead Britons" right now. Maybe I can push it back down to 199 by getting in touch...