Stuck in Korea

...and after almost a week that's the only part of that song the kids can remember. One kid seems insistent that there are seven sunglasses, while pretty much everyone except me seems to agree that my true love gave me three french fries as well. It's not that hard a song, especially considering they got Rudolph the Sodding Red-Nosed Bloody Reindeer after two attempts. Thank God I've given them a month to learn the songs. Here's what we have so far from the infants...

seven sunglasses
six eedamoomoo
FIVE GOLD RINGS!!!
four coreeborr
three french fries
two tottidoes
and a weedee guh eeya party!

It's going to end up like last year's "Deck the Halls" debacle - Deck dwee ho me bowza rolly, FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!

It's only been a month and already I need a holiday...